Collapse of Becoming - Unisex White T-Shirt

Friday, gym, then aperitivo. But then Saturday, I'll study all day. Sunday evening, cinema with Sweetheart, but early to bed because Monday and Tuesday I have my part-time job at Magoga Express. Wednesday and Thursday are my most intense university days, so I'll concentrate, sit in the front row, but in the leftmost seat near the door, so as soon as the bell rings, I'll be the first to leave.

…Come on, it's all well-planned...

What could possibly go wrong?