Forbidden Chemistry - Unisex Sand T-Shirt

"Arcane Wisdom" Recipe: A generic, high-proof dark beer, 2 childhood memories involving a Norwegian cat. Infuse the memories into the distillate for 30 seconds each.

"Orange Inspiration" Recipe: two measures of still white wine, an equal amount of bitter, a splash of seltzer, an orange slice, and toast to the health of the nearest orange cat.

"Pure Void" Recipe: Place a quarter of very dark red wine precariously on a shelf, within sight of a black cat that can reach it. Wait beneath it for the cat to decide to knock it down, and catch it mid-air.

Cheers!