Forbidden Chemistry - Natural Tote Bag

“Arcane Wisdom” Recipe: A generic high-alcohol dark beer, 2 childhood memories involving a Norwegian cat. Concentrate the memories in the distillate for 30 seconds each.

“Orange Flair” Recipe: two measures of still white wine, two measures of bitter, a splash of seltzer, a slice of orange, and toast to the health of the nearest orange cat.

“Pure Void” Recipe: Place a quarter bottle of very dark red wine precariously on a shelf, within sight of a black cat that can reach it. Wait underneath for the cat to decide to knock it down, and catch it mid-air.

Cheers!